Sammo Hung, Yuen Wah, Kane Kosugi, Sammy Hung, Dennis To - who of them does not belong in the picture?

I was thinking how to begin this article, because of its nature - a shiny shell, with really tasteless core, as if to put a brand new pants to an already brown coloured arse... It won't cover the smell and stains - it will just make them even easier to spot from a distance. 

At first I was really excited when I saw the trailer (damn you marketing tricks!) and I had a hope of seeing something different - Sammo Hung & Yuen Wah teaming again, Sammi Hung (one of Sammo's sons), Kane Kosugi (son of Sho Kosugi) and fast-paced battles on screen - that's what I saw from the brief videoclip. 

The real picture was far, far, far from being any good... 

And I'm still trying to erase this movie from my mind and eyes - plenty of my brain cells are now dead due to this movie experience and I think I reduced my IQ a bit... 
But let me start with the name first - Choy Lee Fut...

There is no speed nor light - it's dark as elephant's ass and slower than sloth...